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Animal Crackers Oh, eat your animal crackers 'Cause my mother told me so long ago "If you eat your animal crackers The children in Europe won't starve anymore" Ha ha hahaha hahaha Oh, once I went on a diet A carbohydrate diet ain't nice 'Cause you can't eat animal crackers So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life Ha ha hahaha hahahaha But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah I love eating icecream Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan But I best love animal crackers 'Cause I love helping my fellow man Yeah, I really do Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant? I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer She knows the age of the animal cracker is here Ah, animal crackers are in this year! Ha ha hahaha Oh, lalalalala lala lala |